What the?!?

Last night around 4-ish, I was having these weird phantom pregnancy pains and I was like, "Dang it. I have to get up and pee I guess." Which, getting up in the middle of the night to use the WC is getting to be a very regular thing for me now anyway. So, I get up, do my thing, and lay back down. But I'm still feeling these wacko almost like light gas pains. Is this my child kicking me?!? I'm pretty sure it was! Crazy!

So, I thought this picture was appropriate, considering the fact that my child is gonna be a professional soccer player/pro-wrestler due to his/her performance last night. My kid is strong!